That blog you won't read

(Reverse chronological order)

(2021-04-04) The internet is Epic (with a capital E)
(~2830 words) Tim loves the internet

(2021-04-04) The internet is Evil (with a capital E)
(~1260 words) Tim hates the internet

(2021-03-17) FML: Fantastic Markup Language -- Writing HTML using C
(~4000 words) Tim writes using his brand new markup language.

(2020-12-18) The atom feed has been fixed, to everyone's horror
(~948 words) The atom feed is now standards complient with a sexy new file name.

(2020-10-28) Marshmallow People: An in-depth analysis
(~9400 words) Ascend with me through the power of literary analysis

(2020-09-05) Sensei Tim teaches you the Linux command line
(~7600 words) In a mystic room in my mother's basement, I teach you how to type commands into a terminal from the 80s.

(2020-08-08) The great website refactoring of 2020
(~2882 words) Tim updates the site to resounding apathy.

(2020-07-05) Putting my site into the public domain
(~1954 words) timtimestim is licensed under CC0.

(2020-06-18) My software philosophy
(~9047 words) Tim rants about software while trying not to have a mental breakdown.

(2020-05-24) Placeholder text
(~712 words) Filler for the sake of filler.

(2020-05-09) The will to blog
(~454 words) I wanted to write something, so I wrote about wanting to write something. Why me.

(2020-03-08) Long term websites
(~2681 words) timtimestim.com is built to last for a long time.

(2020-02-23) Work survival guide
(~5494 words) How to stay sane as a full-time wage slave.

(2020-02-15) I love libraries
(~928 words) Tim gushes about his favorite establishment unironically.

(2020-02-06) Tinnitus, the game, and pink elephants
(~1125 words) The more you think about it the worse it gets.

(2020-02-03) RSS feeds and short stories are live!
(~512 words) Tim announces a site-wide update. Nobody is around to see it.

(2020-02-02) Why are the word counts so wrong?
(~583 words) Spoilers: it's because I count some metadata too.

(2020-02-01) Test post!?
(~24 words) Please help me I'm trapped in a blog.

(2020-02-01) Incipient Insipid Instigation
(~344 words) Tim tries to justify the existence of this blog. It doesn't work.