Incipient Insipid Instigation

Welcome to the timtimestim.com superb super shit blog. Within the next 5 minutes you will be thoroughly convinced that visiting this website was a mistake. If you stay than that's your problem; don't blame me when the goblin people come to take you away to the promised land.

I'm Tim, the guy writing this blog (and everything else on this damn website). Who is Tim? Trust me, I've been trying to answer that question for years. If I could tell you who I was in an easily definable way I wouldn't have identity issues every other week.

Its safe to say that I like to write. I write all sorts of things: blog post, short stories, books, etc. Its basically my only defining character trait: I write a lot of stuff. Its gotten to the point where I want to have these writings in a public place, which means that I made this site. This isn't "Gödel, Escher, Bach" people, its not that hard to understand.

If you want to subject yourself to my other writings, except this time while I'm cooperating with some Swedish guy, check out my first blog called Get Your Skills On. That blog is about "drawing" and "getting better at art" and nothing else. There's some really shitty blog post in that archive, just so you know. Most of it doesn't even make sense. Good luck on that. Ill probably be writing about getyourskillson.com more in the future; I apologize in advance.

If you're still here, somehow, than that means its time for your initiation. Stand up, touch your left nose to your right arm (I know what I said), and pinwheel your other arm like you're trying to be the backside blade of a helicopter; make numerous grunting noises with varying degrees of sexual undertones while vigorously squatting until your legs give out.

Welcome to the club, enjoy your stay, and don't piss on the couch.

-Tim