Raps / rhymes

This is a page that contains various rhymes and raps. They don't follow a central theme or anything like that, they're just random ideas I've had. I don't even rap. I just like playing around with the English language.

Newest ones are at the top of this page, older ones on the bottom.

(Imagine rapping over a super simple beat a boots and cats and boots and cats. No other music besides that extremely simple beat.)

Boots and cats and boots and cats..

...and I read it on reddit that somebody said it was a medic who'd spread it for a little anesthetic. In her head it indebted her to this dead git named Ed Tit cuz Ed Tit sold med kits with editable bagged dicks. What rags to riches, Ed Tit selling bagged dicks to fat broke bad bitches, leaving you in stitches which is what the richest want, itching their asses you asking for what passes as a raise these days, hey, it pays what it pays, a wage is a wage, just rot your days away, do what I say and you may hear this beat lean meat no fat no backing track, it's just that, tapping out a rap to boots and cats and boots and cats...

And boots and cats... Okay boomer, check out that tumor your groomer knew you were too moronic to do more about on your scalp like a leech on a trout no doubt you'll rip it out and pout that the rout your life amounts to is counting bouts of gout and size of your beer pouch after a stout drought. Not to flout my abilities or anything, got true clout fight a villain tease for indie games.