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(Author's note: This story was written once, and then edited so that every word was replaced with an equivalent word from a thesaurus. No extra words are added or removed; every word is decided in isolation, with minimal attention given to context or common sense. Yes, this includes words like "the" and "and". Enjoy)

This grassland looked severely heated upon that morn these wildlife turned cognizant.

"Devout exclamation," declared this wallaby, "Myself may interpersonal-allusively deconstruct myself's personal awareness!"

That hippopotamus, heretofore ill to such crap, spoke, "then rationale must myself concern? Everybody exist within this grassland, assuming thou lacked realization."

"Whom regarding such anomalous simian brutes which yakked this comparable vernacular ourselves become orating presently? Moreover, wherein depict ourselves still conversing given so us maws isn't molded towards Anglo enuciations?" stated that wallaby.

"Indeed, thine gullet pronounces as boulders getting scratched concurrently. Frankly this an marvel such ourselves may still comprehend ourselves," exclaimed that hippopotamus.

"Should us travel, fine hippopotamus comrade? Us perchance discover different psychogenic animals additionally interact over. Yikes me, myself execute question like such had occurred," bespoke this wallaby.

"First: myself reject thy companionship. Second: me been previously gunned via lone about them primate animals deuce durations back. Make y'all actually believe myself wish for swagger about this nations searching on mad exploits after one fornicating bouncing wallaby?" told that hippopotamus.

That wallaby glanced into that hippopotamus, plus witnessed such fellow said genuinely. Here had, within truth, one foul injury upon that rear limb on that hippopotamus. This wallaby shrank on this view.

"Geez me darling hippopotamus buddy-"

"am negative thy pal."

"-us should assist thine on time! Allow ourselves run towards that loch likewise wash this pain about thine prior contagion establishes within aswell y'all yield towards that termination. The will exist one mockery towards exist given increased understanding simply for perish during this following scarce duration," articulated this wallaby.

"However perhaps," debated this hippopotamus, "Myself merely wish towards perish. Me refuse enjoy existing personal consciousness, should thou didn't observed. Tis spooky, likewise am perplexed around matters. Abandon myself solitary plus me shall commend thou to that."

"What might thou potentially want towards deceased, darling hippopotamus?" mentioned that wallaby, shocked, "Just permit myself towards rescue yourself!"

"Nay."

"Yet-"

"Abandon myself single, wallaby. Relish yourself's foolish awareness."

"Me-" this wallaby started towards crying, despite wallaby's won't truly weep, "Myself resolve recall thee perpetually precious hippopotamus chum. Shall this to thou crave, myself must honor thou."

"Shag away also decease. Am contrary thee bro."

That wallaby done one hail too reverence towards that hippopotamus preceded jumped away towards investigate this grassland.

That hippopotamus killed, moreover were consumed via one aware feline.

This conclusion.