ALL CAPS WORLD

Published: 2020-03-18
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WELCOME TO ALL CAPS WORLD

WE HAVE LARGE AMBITIONS

AND LARGE FONTS

PLEASE ACCEPT OUR STORY OFFERING PUNY FONT USER

HERE IS THE STORY

THERE ONCE WAS A WORLD THAT DIDN'T USE LARGE FONTS

THEY THUS LOST THE WAR

THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO OUR STORY

OUR BEST AUTHORS WORKED EVERY DAY FOR TWENTY YEARS ON IT

THEY WERE PAYED VERY WELL EVEN THOUGH IT WAS SO SHORT

BREVITY IS THE SOUL OF WIT

AND LARGE FONTS

IF YOU CHOOSE TO VISIT ALL CAPS WORLD PLEASE FILL OUT THE APPROPRIATE FORMS

ANY LOWERCASE LETTERS WILL BE CONSIDERED A DECLARATION OF WAR

WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE BOMBS IN OUR LAST MISUNDERSTANDING

SAY GOODBYE TO ALL CAPS WORLD NOW

UNTIL IT IS TIME TO SPEAK AGAIN

YOURS TRULY

CAPTAIN MOTHERFUCKING BAD BITCH